May 2013
28 posts
I Hope Rick Santorum: Zombie apocalypse coming... →
ihopericksantorum:
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html 5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport …
April 2013
62 posts
sasstiel-sassbutt:
arasellle:
justheroverthere:
I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type
I know mine. it’s
pureblood
this post just got 209348451 times better okay
how to give an amazing handjob
listinthings:
be unaware of where the penis is
scream into the penis
use the back of your hand
slap the penis and call it “buddy”
condescend to the penis
set your hand on fire
O_O
falco-lombardi:
steampunk fashion tip: hot glue a pocket watch to your fucking eye. just fucking do it you piece of shit