"can i come in?"
"i don’t know, can you?”
cursing quietly, the vampire backed away, foiled yet again by the english teacher’s pedantry
(Source: leasthelpful, via memewhore)
LOOK AT HIS FACE.
BOTH OF THEIR FACES
oh my god
mlem mlem mlem mlem
you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works
hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game
(Source: eternalgirlscout, via in-the-flesh)